/*
This is a javascript file designed to display a random
bit of text or HTML (like a quote) on a page that calls it.
To use, include this on your HTML page...
The script expects there to be a DIV or SPAN element with an
id of "randomquote". So, wherever you want the random quote
to appear, place this line:
To make the quote appear on page load, edit the tag of your
page to include this:
The parenthesis are required after dispRandom.
And that should do it! To have the random quote change at
the push of a button, you could have this:
*/
q = 0;
var quote = new Array();
//------------------------------------------------------
// The Quotes! Place all quotes here.
// You should make sure they always follow this format:
// quote[q++] = "Text of quote..sdfsdf";
// Notice the semi-colon at the end? That's very important.
// You cannot have line breaks in your quotes, either.
// If you want a " character in the quote, use \" (back-
// slash, then a "). Otherwise you will get errors.
//------------------------------------------------------
quote[q++] = "We're lying to you";
quote[q++] = "At all times chomp";
quote[q++] = "If I'da knowed you to go, I'da told you where to went";
quote[q++] = "In the morning say, Jol san swayeah";
quote[q++] = "Triple your postives and double your negatives";
quote[q++] = "I'll kill you";
quote[q++] = "Your past coming back to get you";
//------------------------------------------------------
// End of quote section.
//------------------------------------------------------
function dispRandom()
{
var i = Math.round(Math.random() * (quote.length - 1));
document.getElementById("randomquote").innerHTML = quote[i];
}
function hello()
{
alert("Hey Gene");
}